I just want to cure cancer. That's all. I really wish people would leave me alone about this. "You should pick something bigger, grander, and larger in vision..." Well, I will stick to my menial task of curing cancer with Perl if you don't mind! I think this goal will be obtainable, and also will have the honor of the first disease cured by a programming language! How isn't that exciting? Like Bob... Alllll he wants to do is make this program that checks something, then returns a value, and then displays that value. Fuck you Bob. That's a purpose? I'll see you at the next meeting... Leave me alone all of you, while I cure cancer, and I will let you do the important work of doing whatever transactional bullshit you want to do! I will see you all at the meeting.